- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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