What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

anti jokes are really funny

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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