- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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