How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why do fat people commit suicide

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

guess what what ...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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