An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

your face

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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