- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Im taking a shit right now.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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