Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

noah is a scrub jungle

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

karn chevalier

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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