- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

13 =B you just learned something

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

i'm hard

9/11 my birthday

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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