Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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