- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Men's rights

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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