- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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