- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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