- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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