- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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