a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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