- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock knock! Just kidding.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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