- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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