- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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