- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going