How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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