- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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