How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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