- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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