Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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