Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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deez nuts

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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