- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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