- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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