A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

a. why? b. because I wanted

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I Have a Black Friend

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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