- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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