- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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