'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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