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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

guess what what ...

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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