If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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