- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A young baby died.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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