- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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