Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

womens rights.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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