- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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