- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Who wants water? I do.

NEVER

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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