- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Donald Trump

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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