What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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