- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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