Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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