- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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