quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

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