- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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