Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many light bulbs? 1

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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