What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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