Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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