Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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