- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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