- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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