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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How you know when dislextic

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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