- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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