A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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