- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A Chinese man fails a math test

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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