- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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