- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

this website is a bad joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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