- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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