a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Who is John Galt?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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