A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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