- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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