- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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