Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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