How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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