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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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