dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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