What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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