what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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