- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

anti jokes are really funny

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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