My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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