You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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