- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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