- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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