- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Guess what? I like trains.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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