What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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