- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I'm Polish.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.