- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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