- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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