hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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