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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

2 black kids walk into school

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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