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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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