- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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