- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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