what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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