- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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