- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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