What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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An anti-joke

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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