- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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