- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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