- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A penis walks into a bar..

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!