- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

school homewrok

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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