knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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