- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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