Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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