- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Peas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A gay man watches football.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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