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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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