Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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