I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

civil rights

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

someone called someone else a frog

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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