- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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