life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Click here for free sandwich.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Sarah Palin.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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