- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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