A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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