"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Sarah Palin.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

America

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Actually it was me Josh brown

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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