- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Cripples are lame.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.