What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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