- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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