- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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