- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A dog was barking at a tree

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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