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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Communism hehe xd

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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