how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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