What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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