Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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