- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

God is real.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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