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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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