- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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