Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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