- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

No

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Nobody cares maddie!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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