How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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