- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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