How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your adopted.....

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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