Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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