- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

penis. nuff said.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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