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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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