Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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