- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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