- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

miha kako si?

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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