- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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