- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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