What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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