What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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