A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

God is real.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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