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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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