- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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