- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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