- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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