whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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