Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Once upon a time a was born

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Anti Joke

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