Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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