Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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deez nuts

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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12/23/2012

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

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