- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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