"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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