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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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