you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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