What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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