Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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