Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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karn chevalier

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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