- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What are annoying? Ads.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

school homewrok

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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