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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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