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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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