- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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