- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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