- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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