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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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