You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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