nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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My spelling is horrible

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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