When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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