- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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