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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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