3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

womens rights

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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