- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

This is an anti-joke.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Take part of what?

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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