- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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