If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

NEVER

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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