- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Tony Romo

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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