What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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