Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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