- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

My children are mistakes

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

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