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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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