- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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