- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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