- Anti Joke

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.