A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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God is real.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Im taking a shit right now.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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