What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Burp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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