- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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