- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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