What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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