Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

this website is a bad joke

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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