- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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