Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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