- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Stop. Seriously stop.

dat shoe shine tho

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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