What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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