Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What is green and slow Grass.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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