A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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