- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

So FDR walks into a bar.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

You should read the Terms of Service.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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