- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

ever tried african food? they neither

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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