- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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