What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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