- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man goes to the potty.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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