what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Tucker Rivera

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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