Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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