- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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