Im taking a shit right now.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

this website is a bad joke

What did Reed read? A. Read?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I'm Polish.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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