- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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