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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

John lazzaro likes dick

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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