Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Maths.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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