- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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