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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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