whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Read a Book.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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