- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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