- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How many light bulbs? 1

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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