- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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