Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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