Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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