why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Communism hehe xd

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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