- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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