knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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