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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.