- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

God is real.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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