- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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