- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

womens rights.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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