What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

womens rights.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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