- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The New York Giants

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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