- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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