Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

civil rights

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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