What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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