How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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