A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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