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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man goes to the potty.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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