y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

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