- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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