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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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