- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock come in

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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