What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

womens rights

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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