My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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