- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I'm hungry.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

dat shoe shine tho

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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