- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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