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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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