- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Flowers are colors Love me

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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