- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I put my baby in a microwave.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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