- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!