Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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