Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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this website is a bad joke

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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