Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Death by kayak

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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