- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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