- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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