- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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