A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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