- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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