- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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