- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The holocaust

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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