Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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