Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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