what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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