- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats brown and sticky? Doody

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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