- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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