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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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