A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Communism hehe xd

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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