- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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