- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Communism hehe xd

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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