Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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