- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My spelling is horrible

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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