What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Burp

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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