How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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