- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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