Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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