- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I am a mime

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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