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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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