- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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