- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

You should read the Terms of Service.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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