- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

bite me

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

pobody's nerfect

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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