- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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