Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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i'm hard

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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