- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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