A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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