- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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