- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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