We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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