what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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