Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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