what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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