What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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