- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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