- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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