Sarah Palin.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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sadf

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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