My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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