- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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