why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Rylan Clark

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How old are you? 7

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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