Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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