- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock knock knock OCD

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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