Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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