Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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