- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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