- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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