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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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