- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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