Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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