- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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