All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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