- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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