Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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