- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!