- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What's 9+10? 19.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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