Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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roses are red poo is poo

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Anti Joke

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