Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Jovan

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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