Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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