- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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