When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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