- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who did that?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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