- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Andoni was here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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