what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

My cat just died.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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