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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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