- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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