- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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