- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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