Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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