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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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