Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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