A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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womens rights

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Anti Joke

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