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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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