- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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