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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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