- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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