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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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