Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Anyone can post anything.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I'm rick james bitch

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Click here for free sandwich.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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