What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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