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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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