- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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