Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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