What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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