- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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