John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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