Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man did not like this site

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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