- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Come in

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Peas

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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