why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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