Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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how much fish could a chicken

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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