- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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