- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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