- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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