-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A lot eh?

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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