- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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