- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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