Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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