What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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An anti-joke

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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