I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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