- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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