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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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