How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

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