Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Take this and put it- No.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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