- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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