which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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