- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Penis

knock knock come in!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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