- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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