- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

womens rights

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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