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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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