- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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