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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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