Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Jimmy Saville

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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