so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

a man was shot.... he died

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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