- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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