What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

America

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Sarah Palin.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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