- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

like if your cool

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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