What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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