- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I'm rick james bitch

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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