- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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