- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

womens rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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