- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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