Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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