- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

human centipede

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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