- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

The New York Giants

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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