- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Once upon a time a was born

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.