Dude man, I'm high...

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

star wars kid

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A dancer walks into a barre

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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