- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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