What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

miha kako si?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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