I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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