- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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