An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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My jeans

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Anti Joke

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