- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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