- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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