- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Actually it was me Josh brown

Sarah Palin.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Maths.

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