Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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woman's rights

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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outside your comfort zone

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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