what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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NEVER

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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