whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A young baby died.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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