- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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