Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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