What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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