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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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