- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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