Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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