- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Dumb

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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