- Anti Joke

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.