In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Once, I went to Peru.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man did not like this site

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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