- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

womens rights.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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