- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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