What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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