- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

womans having rights.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A lot eh?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

God is real.

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