- Anti Joke

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."