They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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