- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jimmy Saville