I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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