What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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