what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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