Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

guess what what ...

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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