- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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