- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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