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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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