- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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if you don't like this you're gay

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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