- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Gus's mom

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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