What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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