- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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