Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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