What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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