- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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