- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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