Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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I'm Polish.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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