- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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