- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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