- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

human centipede

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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