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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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