why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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