- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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