A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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