- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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