Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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12 in general

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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outside your comfort zone

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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