- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

the WNBA.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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