what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Burp

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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