whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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