- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man did not like this site

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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