What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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