You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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