- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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