- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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