- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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