Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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