Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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