What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Anti Joke

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