"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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