What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Everybody will die

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Jesus Christ

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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