Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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