Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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