Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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