- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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