- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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