Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Jovan

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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