- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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