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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Your're racist.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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