What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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