- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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