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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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