- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock Come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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