- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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