- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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