- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

i'm hard

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