- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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