- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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