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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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