- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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