- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

school homewrok

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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