What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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outside your comfort zone

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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