what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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a man checks his mypsace

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