- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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