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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

I will create more jobs for americans

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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