- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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