What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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