- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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