- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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