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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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