- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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