- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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