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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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