Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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this website is a bad joke

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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