- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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