Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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