whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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