Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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