- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

your face

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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