- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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