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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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