- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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