- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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