- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Pain Olympics.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I'm Polish.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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