- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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