- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I'm rick james bitch

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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