What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

men's rights activists

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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