- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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