- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

my penis

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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