what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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