a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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