- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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