Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

womens rights

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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