whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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dallen loves penis

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Anti Joke

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