- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

human centipede

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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