Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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