Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

HELLO EVERYONE

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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