- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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