Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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