- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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