- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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