- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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