- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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