What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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