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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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