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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

No

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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