Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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