hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Poop

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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