What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

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