Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A chicken walked into the bar...

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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