- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

God is real.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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