What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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cory is gay

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

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