How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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