- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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