What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Hello.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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