Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Your text.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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