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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man did not like this site

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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