- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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