- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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