- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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