Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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PENIS lol

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Denard Robinson

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Anti Joke

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