- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

womens rights

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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