- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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