Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Justin Bieber

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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