What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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