Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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cory is gay

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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