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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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