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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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