A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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