Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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