- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

womens rights

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

miha kako si?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Please ignore this statement.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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