A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yellow People !!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I'm Polish.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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