How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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