- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Knock knock knock OCD

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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