What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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