- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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