- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Im taking a shit right now.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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