What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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