- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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