How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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