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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

tea with milk?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

I like that, but why am I happy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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