- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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