What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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