- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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