Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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men's rights activists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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