- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

No antijoke here.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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