You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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