Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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