- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red poo is poo

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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