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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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