- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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