- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I'm Polish.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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