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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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