What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Jesus Christ

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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