A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Dwarf Shortage

A man did not like this site

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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