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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Tony Romo

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly