Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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