what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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