- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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