- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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