- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

No

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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