- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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