what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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