What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

My spelling is horrible

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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