Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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