Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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