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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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