what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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