What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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I am a mime

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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