A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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