In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Read a Book.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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I agree

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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