- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a person who will soon die of beeties

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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