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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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