What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

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