Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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