Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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