A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Jovan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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