- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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