Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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