How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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