- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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