- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Communism hehe xd

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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