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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

alert('The Game')

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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