It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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