- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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