- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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