- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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