- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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