How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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star wars kid

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A dancer walks into a barre

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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