My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

womens rights

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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