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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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