Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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