- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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