- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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