- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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