a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yes

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Your adopted.....

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