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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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