- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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