Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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bite me

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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