What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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