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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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