- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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