- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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