- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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