a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

the economy.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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