A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Cripples are lame.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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