Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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