had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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women's rights.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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