- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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