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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

My cat just died.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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