what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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