How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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dat shoe shine tho

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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FUCK YOU

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

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