Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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