- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

You should read the Terms of Service.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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