- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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