- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

my penis

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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