What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Andoni was here

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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