- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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