a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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