- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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