roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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