- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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