How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your big dick.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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