- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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