- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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