- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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