What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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