Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

12 in general

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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