A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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