- Anti Joke

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I have a really funny joke.

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