- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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