- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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