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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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