A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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