I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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