- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Turkey Balls

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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