- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Weaner

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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