What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Gustavo Andrade

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

[Insert anti-joke here]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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