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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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