Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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