There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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