a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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