Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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