Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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