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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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