Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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