- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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