Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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