Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

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