- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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