- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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