- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

God is real.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A gay man watches football.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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