What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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