- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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