- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your big dick.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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