- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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