- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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