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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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