- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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