Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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