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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Wanna hear a joke? no

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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