What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Knock Knock Come in

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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