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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How does a black guy die? Unknown

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

I'm rick james bitch

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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