- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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