Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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