- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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