How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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