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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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