it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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