Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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