- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Sarah Palin.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Maths.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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