- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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