- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Jimmy Saville

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Tony Romo

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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