- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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