- Anti Joke

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Obama lin Baden.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head