- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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