- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How many light bulbs? 1

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yes

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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