- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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