- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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