- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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