I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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