a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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