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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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