- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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