- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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