- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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