What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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1d

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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