A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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