- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A dancer walks into a barre

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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