Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Click here for free sandwich.

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