- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Poop

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Poop

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!