What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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