Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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