This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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