Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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