What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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