- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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