- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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