- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Want to hear a joke? Obama

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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