A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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