- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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