- Anti Joke

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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