- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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