- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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