- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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