- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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