- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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