flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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