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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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