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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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