- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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