- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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