Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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