- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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