wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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