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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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