A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

So a bar walks into a man...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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