- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

9/11 my birthday

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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