- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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