- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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