- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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