Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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I'm Polish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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My spelling is horrible

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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