blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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