Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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