- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Sarah Palin.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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