- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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