- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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