- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Guess what? I like trains.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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