- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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