"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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