- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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