- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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