- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?