- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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