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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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