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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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