Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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