Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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