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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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