A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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