- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Lil Wayne

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Chris is hairy

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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