George W. Bush

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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