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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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