- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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