An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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