- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats cold and frozen? ice

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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