what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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