- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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