A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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civil rights

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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