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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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