How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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