- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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