- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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