- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

every cloud has a silver lining

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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