What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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