Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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