If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A lot eh?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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