- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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