- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

The New York Giants

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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