- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

angelo snyder is not ga

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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