Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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