- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

who is gay wit mon james cornish

I Have a Black Friend

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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