I like poop in my butt

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

are you gay does your mom know

cool

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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