And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What is my name? I dont know

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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hi jonny

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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