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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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