- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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