- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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