- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

noah is a scrub jungle

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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