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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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