A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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