Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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