- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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