A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Dumb

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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