What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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