Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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