- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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