Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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