Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Your adopted.....

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Anti Joke

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