- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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