- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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