- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A gay man watches football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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