A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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