Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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