What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I'm homeless.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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