- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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