- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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