- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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