Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Maths.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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