- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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