why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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America

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Sarah Palin.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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