- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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