- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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