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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How you know when dislextic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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