A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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