- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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