- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

"Knock knock" Come in!

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