roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

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