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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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