HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A black man walks out of a police station

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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