KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

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