What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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I'm Polish.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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