How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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