- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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