tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Potassium? K.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's white and gluey Glue

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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