- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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