96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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FUCK YOU

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

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