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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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