Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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