Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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