- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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