- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Once upon a time a was born

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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