What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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