- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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