- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Potassium? K.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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