- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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