- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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