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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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