- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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