- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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