One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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