Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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