whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's 1+1? 69.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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