- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

My jeans

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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