- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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