- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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