- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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