- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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