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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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