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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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