This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

scraggle is in you pillow case

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