- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man did not like this site

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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