A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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God is real.

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