asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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