- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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