A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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