- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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