- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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