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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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