- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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