What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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