- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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