- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

I'm tired.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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