- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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