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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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