- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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