A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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