- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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