What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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