- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

George W. Bush

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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