- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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