- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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