I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

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