- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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