- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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