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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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