- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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