An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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