- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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