- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

roses are red violets should be purple

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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