- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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