What's up? Your time.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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