- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A chicken walked into the bar...

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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