What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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