When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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like most people my age. im 27

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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star wars kid

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Anti Joke

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