What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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