Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Turkey Balls

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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