How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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