1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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bite me

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pobody's nerfect

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

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