- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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