- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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