what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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robin, get in the car.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Anti Joke

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