Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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