- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man did not like this site

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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