Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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God is real.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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