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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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