what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Once upon a time a was born

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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