what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

XD Jackass.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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