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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.