why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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civil rights

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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