Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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