- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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