There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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