What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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