- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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