what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

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