- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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