I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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deez nuts

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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