Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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i have two hands.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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