What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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