Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

HELLO EVERYONE

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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