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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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