- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

this website is a bad joke

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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