A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Take part of what?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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