- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

America

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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