Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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