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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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