- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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