- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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