Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Im taking a shit right now.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My dog barks when someones at the door.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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