why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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