- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

human centipede

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

5 Italian guys from Long Island

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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