knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Peas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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