Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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