- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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