How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Sarah Palin.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Maths.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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