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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Cripples are lame.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Anti Joke

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