Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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