Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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