- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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