- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

school homewrok

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??