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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I don't get it

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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