why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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