- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

9/11 my birthday

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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