You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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