- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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