- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

like if your cool

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

haha

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the black man die? He was shot

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