Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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