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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Brain fart

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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