- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

here's a joke... the american education society

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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