- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why does the man appear fat he is

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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