What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Sarah Palin.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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