How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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