- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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