roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

God is real.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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