What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

roses are red poo is poo

Get up Look in the mirror

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

No

Nobody cares maddie!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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