- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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