Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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