- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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