- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A baby seal walks into a club.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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