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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.