When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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hi charles lattuca III

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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