- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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