What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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My children are mistakes

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Anti Joke

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