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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

I love pissing people off :P

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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