- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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