Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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this website is a bad joke

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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