- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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