XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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