- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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