- Anti Joke

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.