Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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