What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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drugs.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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the WNBA.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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