- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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