- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

God is real.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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