- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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