Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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My mom

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Read a Book.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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