"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What's 1+1? 69.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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