What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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