How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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