A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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