why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

America

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

asians have slitted eyes lol

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