- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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