- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,