why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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