What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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