Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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