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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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