- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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