What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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