What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

So a bar walks into a man...

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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