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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Come in

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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