How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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