- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

bite me

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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