- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A Chinese man fails a math test

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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