- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

NEVER

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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