Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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