- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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