Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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