- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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