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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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