- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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