Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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So a bar walks into a man...

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Jovan

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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