- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Im taking a shit right now.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I'm Polish.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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