- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Wanna hear a joke? no

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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