Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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