What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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