- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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