- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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