- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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