Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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