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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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