- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

George W. Bush

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

autistic kids rock

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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