ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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