- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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