- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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