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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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