Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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a

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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