- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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