Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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