There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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