Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

civil rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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