Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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