The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

The Bible

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

You.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

DERP

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

why did the man die? he got shot

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

I'm Spartacus

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

ASSCHEEKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...