- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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