There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Shit.

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8====D {(0)}

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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