- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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