- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

my shift key is broken1

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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