- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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