What did Reed read? A. Read?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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