what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Jovan

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