An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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