- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

womens rights

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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