Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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