What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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