A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Your face

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A pope meets another one

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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