- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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