Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Jack Stevens

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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