News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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