Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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