I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A dancer walks into a barre

star wars kid

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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