Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

the economy.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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