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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Jesus Christ

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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