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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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