the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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