- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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