- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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