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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your girlfriend.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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