- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A dog was barking at a tree

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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