- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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