- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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