- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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