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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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