- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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