- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

poopy is poopy

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A women left the kitchen.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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