Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

this website is a bad joke

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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