Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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