- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Please ignore this statement.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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