What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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