- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Who wants water? I do.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

NEVER

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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