What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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