- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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