- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

My cat just died.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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