- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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