A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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