How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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