Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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