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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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