What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Anti Joke

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