A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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