Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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