Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

9/11 my birthday

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

womens rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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