- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why? Because.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock, knock. Come in.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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