- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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