Allah walked into AK Bar

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These Jokes suck.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Tunechi

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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