Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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