What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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