Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Im taking a shit right now.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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