- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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