What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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