- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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