- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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