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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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