A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Burp

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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