- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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