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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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