- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I am a mime

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

This is my favorite antijoke.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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