What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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