- Anti Joke

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

White men's rights

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"