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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dwarf Shortage

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A man did not like this site

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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