Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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