- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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