- Anti Joke

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles