What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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