Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jimmy Saville

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

12 in general

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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