- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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