- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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