Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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school homewrok

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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