what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Bitch

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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