- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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