- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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