What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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