why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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school homewrok

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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