- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.