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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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