My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Anti Joke

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