- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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