why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

pull my finger (farts)

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Who wants water? I do.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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