- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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