what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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