why did the blue berry cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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