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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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