- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

civil rights

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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