THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Flowers are colors Love me

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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