Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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