What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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