- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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