Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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