You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

ever tried african food? they neither

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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