- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Please ignore this statement.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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