what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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