- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

I'm Polish.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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