You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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