- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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