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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

9/11 my birthday

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

womens rights

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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