How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Come in

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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