how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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