- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Women's professional sports

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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