How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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