A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

cool

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops