- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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