- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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