- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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