Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

You have friends

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Anti Joke

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