- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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