- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

school homewrok

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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