- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why is this joke funny It isn't

alert('The Game')

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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