how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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