If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

a man checks his mypsace

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

school homewrok

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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