- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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