- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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