Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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