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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man goes to the potty.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

poopy is poopy

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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