- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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