- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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