- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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