Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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