What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Once, I went to Peru.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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