- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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