Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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