- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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