Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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