What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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I am a mime

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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