what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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