kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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