- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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