Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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