- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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