A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

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