- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??