What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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