- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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