- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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