What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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