- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

i hate non minorities!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

noah is a scrub jungle

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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