- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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