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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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