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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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