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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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