whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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the WNBA.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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