Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Men's rights

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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