What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

My children are mistakes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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