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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many light bulbs? 1

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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