- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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