- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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