- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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