What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

A pope meets another one

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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