- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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