- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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