- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

This is an anti-joke.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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