Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

PIED NINNY!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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