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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Communism hehe xd

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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