Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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womens rights

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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