I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm Polish.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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