- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

i'm hard

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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