what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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