What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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