- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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