The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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