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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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