- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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