How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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