a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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9/11 my birthday

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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