- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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