when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

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