- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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