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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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