What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

My spelling is horrible

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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