- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

White men's rights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere