- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many light bulbs? 1

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn