A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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