Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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guess what? bannanas

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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