- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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