Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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