- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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