- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??