- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

God is real.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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