- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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