Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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