- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what's funny about war? nothing!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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