- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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