- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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