Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Tony Romo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Cripples are lame.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

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