what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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