- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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