- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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