- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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