- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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