Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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