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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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