Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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