What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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12 in general

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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