- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

womens rights.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why did the blue berry cross the road

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