Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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womens rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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God is real.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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