- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

this website is a bad joke

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock knock Come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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