- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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