- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A young baby died.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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