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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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