- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

womens rights

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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