- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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