What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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knock knock come in !

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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who else is on here?

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Anti Joke

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