- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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