why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

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