A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Communism hehe xd

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your face

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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