A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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