What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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God is real.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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