What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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sadf

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