- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Knock Knock Come in

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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