what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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