- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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