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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man goes to the potty.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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