- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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