- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

human centipede

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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