- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

The New York Giants

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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