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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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