What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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