Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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