A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

God is real.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

One, two, three, four and five

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...