- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Actually it was me Josh brown

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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