Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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