What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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