Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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My mom

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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