- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How old are you? 7

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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