- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

this website is a bad joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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