- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

noah is a scrub jungle

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

i hate non minorities!

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

karn chevalier

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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