What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

penis haha

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...