- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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