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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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