- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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