- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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