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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

pobody's nerfect

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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