- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

womens rights.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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