- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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