What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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womens rights

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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