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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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