- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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