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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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