A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Poop

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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