- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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