- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

My spelling is horrible

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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