A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Your adopted.....

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Yes

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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