- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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