An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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hi charles lattuca III

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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