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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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