- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

i'm hard

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

eat a hot dog

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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