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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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