- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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