How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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