- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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