- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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