Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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