Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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