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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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