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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

My cat just died.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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