- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

eoin burgin is fat

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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