- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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