- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How many light bulbs? 1

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