- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!