whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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