A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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