Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

9/11 my birthday

5 Italian guys from Long Island

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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