Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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