Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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eat a hot dog

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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i'm hard

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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9/11 my birthday

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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