why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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