- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

school homewrok

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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