- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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