- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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