- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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