Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A man goes to the potty.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

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