- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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