Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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