who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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why dont they make black forks

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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