Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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