- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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