- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

9/11 my birthday

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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