- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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