Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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