Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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