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A dancer walks into a barre

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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