Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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