- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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