- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How old are you? 7

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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