An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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my penis

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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