- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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