- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why was kade sad? he shit himself

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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