- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Jack Stevens

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Hello

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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