The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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