- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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