- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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