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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

America

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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