A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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dallen loves penis

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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