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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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