roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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