Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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