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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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