Your adopted.....

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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