- Anti Joke

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals