99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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