In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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