- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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