- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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