A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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