- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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