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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

hi charles lattuca III

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

hi charles lattuca III

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word