- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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