A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Granny porn!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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