What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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