What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Your girlfriend.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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