- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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