- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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