Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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