Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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