- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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