Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Gus's mom

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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