- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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