What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Cripples are lame.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Anti Joke

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