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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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