- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

All of these jokes are about white people

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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