That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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