Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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