- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

This is an anti-joke.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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