A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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