- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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