What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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