A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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