- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your girlfriend.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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