- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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