One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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