- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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