- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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