Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Maths.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Sarah Palin.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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