What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Communism hehe xd

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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