- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A black man walks out of a police station

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What page are you on The gay page.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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