A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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guess what what ...

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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