What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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