Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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