- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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