Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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womens rights

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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