- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

ever tried african food? they neither

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??