- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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