- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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