Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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