What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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