Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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