- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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