I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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knock knock Goodbye

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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