why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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alert('The Game')

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

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