- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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