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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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