- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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