EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Jovan

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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