- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your big dick.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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