- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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