What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Hello

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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