- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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