What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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