why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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