- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

knock knock come in

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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