- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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