- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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