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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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