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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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