What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

this website is a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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