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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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