Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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