- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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