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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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