- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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