Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A lot eh?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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