- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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