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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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