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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

you will like this because i am black.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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