- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

So FDR walks into a bar.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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