Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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a black man pays his child support

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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