- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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