Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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An anti-joke

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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