- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I am a mime

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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