A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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