what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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