- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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