- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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