YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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My cat just died.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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