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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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