- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

this website is a bad joke

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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