A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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