- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Once upon a time a was born

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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