Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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