Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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