- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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