What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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