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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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