- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How many light bulbs? 1

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Obama lin Baden.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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