- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What's big and messy? A big mess

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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