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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how much fish could a chicken

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