a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Im taking a shit right now.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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