What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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