- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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