- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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