- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??