Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Communism hehe xd

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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