Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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