why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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