- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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