A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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I? Everett

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Yes

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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