- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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