- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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