What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How old are you? 7

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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