what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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