- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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