Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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womens rights

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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