How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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