- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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