A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Take part of what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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