How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A young baby died.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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