- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

George W. Bush

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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