- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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