- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

this website is a bad joke

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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