Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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