What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Get on the boat.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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