- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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