- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Steve Jobs is alive.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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