- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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