whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's white and gluey Glue

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Potassium? K.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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