You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My cat just died.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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