What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Yes

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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