Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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