- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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