What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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