- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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