- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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