welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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