Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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