knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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