- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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