- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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