What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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