- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Dwight Howard

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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