Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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