- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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