- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A Jew walks into Macy's

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Dumb

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??