- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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