- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

penis. nuff said.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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