- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

an emo girl walked into a white room

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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