- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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