- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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