I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a. why? b. because I wanted

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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