Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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