there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Andoni was here

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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I have a really funny joke.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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