Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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