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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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