Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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