- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

woman's rights

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Yes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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