- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

why does the man appear fat he is

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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