- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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