If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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