Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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