How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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