Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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womens rights.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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