Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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