- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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