- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

White men's rights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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