what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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