whats brown and sticky? Doody

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -7

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops