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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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