How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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You have friends

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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