why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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