mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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