- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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