Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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