- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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