- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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