- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Gus's mom

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

NEVER

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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