- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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