A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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