Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

God is real.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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