His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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