Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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