Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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