A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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12/23/2012

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Maths.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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