What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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civil rights

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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