- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Read a Book.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

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