What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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