- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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