roses are red violets should be purple

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Anti Joke

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