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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.