- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??