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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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