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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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