- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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