What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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