Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

All of these jokes are about white people

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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