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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

tea with milk?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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