my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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