Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did your mum die young because she had canser

thumb_up thumb_down -5

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

thumb_up thumb_down -5

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops