- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish