- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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