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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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