Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

a. why? b. because I wanted

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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