Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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