- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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