Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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An anti-joke

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Anti Joke

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