Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Your adopted.....

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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