5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Allah walked into AK Bar

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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