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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Once upon a time a was born

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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