What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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