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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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