- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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