- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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