What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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