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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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