What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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