What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Cripples are lame.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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