Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Anti Joke

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