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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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