the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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