- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

God is real.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A lot eh?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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