Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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womens rights.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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