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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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