It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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João Duarte reads this.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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