- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Potassium? K.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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