what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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