- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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