- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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