- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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