What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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