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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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