- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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