- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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