A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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