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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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