What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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