is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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