- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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