Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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