- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Take wrong turns

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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