- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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