what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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