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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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