- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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