You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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