- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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