- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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