- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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