How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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