Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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