- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

class is canceled. My professor died.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Sarah Palin.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

You are joking right?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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