- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why dont they make black forks

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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