- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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