So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A man goes to the potty.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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