The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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NEVER

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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