What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Anti Joke

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