- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What is green and slow Grass.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??