What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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