How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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