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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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