my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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