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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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