- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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