- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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