Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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