why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

This is an anti-joke.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...