- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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