- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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