- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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