Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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NEVER

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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