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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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