Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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