- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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