- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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