Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm hungry.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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