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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black man walks out of a police station

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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