- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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