- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man penetrates another man.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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