whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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