- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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