your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Turkey Balls

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

dat shoe shine tho

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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