- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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