- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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