Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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