- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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