- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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