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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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