- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Do you play piano? No

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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