A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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