- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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