- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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