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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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