- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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