- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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