- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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