Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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