Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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