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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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