Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why? Because.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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