- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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