- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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