- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I have a really funny joke.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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