- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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