- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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