- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

God is real.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Come in

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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