- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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