What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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I like poop in my butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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