- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

you will like this because i am black.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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