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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A chicken walked into the bar...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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