What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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