Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

womens rights.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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