- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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