- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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