- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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