- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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