- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Turkey Balls

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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