Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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