- Anti Joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Cripples are lame.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Tony Romo

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Cripples are lame.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Tony Romo

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!