Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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