what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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