A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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