Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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