- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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