- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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