My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Anti Joke

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