Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Jovan

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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