What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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George W. Bush

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autistic kids rock

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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