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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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