- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??