What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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