- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A penis walks into a bar..

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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