Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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