- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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