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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

woman's rights

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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