- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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