- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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