- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Im taking a shit right now.

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