- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Neither did she.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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