So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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