how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Black people

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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poop

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