one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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guess what what ...

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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