- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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