What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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