what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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