- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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