- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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