- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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