What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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