You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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the economy.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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