A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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