I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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