- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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