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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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