- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Tall asians

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's better than a stick? A stone

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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