- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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