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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Allah walked into AK Bar

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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