- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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