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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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