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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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