Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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