- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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