- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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