- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

XD Jackass.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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