Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yes

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

woman's rights

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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