Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...