Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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