Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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