- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A pope meets another one

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Your face

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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