- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I don't get it

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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