- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Sarah Palin.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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