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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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