A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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