- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

The New York Giants

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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