- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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