- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Women's professional sports

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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