- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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