- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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