Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

"Knock knock" Come in!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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