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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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