- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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