If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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womens rights.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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