- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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