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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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