what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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