- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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