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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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