why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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