- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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