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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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