How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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