- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

My spelling is horrible

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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