- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I'm homeless.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

My spelling is horrible

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why dont they make black forks

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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