Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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