- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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