- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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