- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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