- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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