Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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I am a mime

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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