- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

My spelling is horrible

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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