- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Want to hear a joke? Obama

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Come in

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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