what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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