- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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