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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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