How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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