- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jesus Christ

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

God is real.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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