- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Pain Olympics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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