- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

God is real.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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