What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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cory is gay

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Denard Robinson

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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