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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

No

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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