- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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