guess what? bannanas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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