A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

God is real.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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