Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A lot eh?

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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