What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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