- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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