- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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