- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VITAMIN C!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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