two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

men's rights activists

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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