- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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