- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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