- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

womens rights.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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