- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Nobody cares maddie!

No

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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