- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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