- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Take part of what?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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