- Anti Joke

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.