- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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