What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Communism hehe xd

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Anti Joke

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