- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Please ignore this statement.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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