How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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