- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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