- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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