Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

if you don't like this you're gay

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How High is a Chinese man

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

roses are red, violets are violet.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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