- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

bite me

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your adopted.....

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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