- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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