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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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