- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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