- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

My Nan, that is all.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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