Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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