- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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