- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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