- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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