- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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