- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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