what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Tucker Rivera

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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