- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

woman's rights

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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