- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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