Do you play piano? No

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A blonde dies Lololol

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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