A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

race-car = rac-ecar

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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