- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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