- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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