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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Students, please find the surface integral.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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