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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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