Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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