- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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