- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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