Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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