- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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