- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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