A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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I'm hungry.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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