- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

* anti-punchline

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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