- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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