- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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