Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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