Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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