- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

i wonder who made this website? a human

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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