- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

like most people my age. im 27

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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