what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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