An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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