what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A black man walks out of a police station

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Dwight Howard

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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