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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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