Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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