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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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