Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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