There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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