- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the blue berry cross the road

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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