- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

God is real.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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