Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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womans rights...

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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