- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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