- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's better than a stick? A stone

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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