- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

womens rights.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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