- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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