What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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I? Everett

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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