golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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