Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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