- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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