- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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