Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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sadf

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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