- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

race-car = rac-ecar

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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