Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Cripples are lame.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

woman's rights

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

anti jokes are really funny

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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