A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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