Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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