- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is the difference?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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