- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

how do you call someone? use a phone

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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