Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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