2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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it was all Tagart

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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