Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Im taking a shit right now.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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