did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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These Jokes suck.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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