Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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darude- sandstorm

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Your mother just died.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

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