I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...