- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

every cloud has a silver lining

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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