- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Lil Wayne

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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