- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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