Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Women.

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Blacks

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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