- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

No

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??