why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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