What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Hello.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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