- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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