What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Yellow People !!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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