- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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