- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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