What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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