Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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