- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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