What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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12 in general

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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