- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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