Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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