How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you call someone? use a phone

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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