Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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