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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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