Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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