- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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