A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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