Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Knock knock Come in

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