What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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