What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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