- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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