- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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