What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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