Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I'm Polish.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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