Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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