- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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