- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

you gay?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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