- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??