- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

NEVER

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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