- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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