A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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