Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

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