- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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