A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A dog was barking at a tree

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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