what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Pain Olympics.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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