how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Take part of what?

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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