- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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