- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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