- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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