- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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