- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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