- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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