What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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