Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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