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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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