- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

poopy is poopy

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man goes to the potty.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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