- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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