There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Potassium? K.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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