- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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