Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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