- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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