- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many light bulbs? 1

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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