A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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