Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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deez nuts

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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