- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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