- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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