- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

AIDS

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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