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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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