What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

this website is a bad joke

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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