- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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