- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same