how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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