Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Maths.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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