sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Anti Joke

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