What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Take wrong turns

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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95556

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I love you

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Turkey Balls

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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