- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

homosexual rights to marriage

Once, I went to Peru.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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