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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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