Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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