Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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