What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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