What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A pope meets another one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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