- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

God is real.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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