Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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NEVER

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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