A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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womens rights

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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