- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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