What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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the economy.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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