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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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