- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Julian Ha.

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