Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Ben Corbishley

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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