How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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NEVER

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Anti Joke

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