A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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