- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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