- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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