- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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