- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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