CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

knock knock go away

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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