- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

God is real.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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