How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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David Cameron

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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