What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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