What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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