What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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