- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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