- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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