There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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I'm hungry.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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