what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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