- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

God is real.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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