Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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TIMMY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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women's rights, lol

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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