WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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