- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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