- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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