- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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