- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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