- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

womans rights...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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