- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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