What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Dumb

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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