what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Anti Joke

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