John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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