If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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