How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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