What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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deez nuts

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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