Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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