- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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