What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

13 =B you just learned something

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

9/11 my birthday

i'm hard

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...