- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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