- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I am a mime

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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