What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

An anti-joke

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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