- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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