Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A Chinese man fails a math test

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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