A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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