- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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