- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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