- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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