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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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