- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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