What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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this website is a bad joke

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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