- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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