Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Maths.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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kieran is a homosexual

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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