caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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bite me

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Your adopted.....

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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