A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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