- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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