Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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