- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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