Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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