Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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