- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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