Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

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