- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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