- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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