- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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