- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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