- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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