- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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