how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Women's professional sports

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I am a mime

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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