- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what's funny about war? nothing!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!