- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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