Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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