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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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