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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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