Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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homosexual rights to marriage

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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