- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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