what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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