Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Anti Joke

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