Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

I'm Polish.

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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