- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Maths.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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