Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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