roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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