Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...