- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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