- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I don't get it

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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