- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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