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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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