Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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