One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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