- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

All of these jokes are about white people

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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