- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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