- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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