The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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