- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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