- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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