Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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