Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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