- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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