what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Anti Joke

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