How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A lot eh?

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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