homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Julian Ha.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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