- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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