How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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