- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock knock... Home invasion

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

My mom

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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