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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

your mom was so fat that she died.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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