what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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