- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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