- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

your face

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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