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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What are annoying? Ads.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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