- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

you will like this because i am black.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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