- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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