- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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