How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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