- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You know what's cool? Yep.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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