- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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