- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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