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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A gay man watches football.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

race-car = rac-ecar

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Go away still nothing to see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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