why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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