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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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