A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Pain Olympics.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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