- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Communism hehe xd

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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