- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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