What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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