Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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