- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why am I writing this...im bored

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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