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here's a joke... the american education society

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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