- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Communism hehe xd

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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