- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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