Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

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