what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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