What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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eh

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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