Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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