What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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