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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

tea with milk?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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