In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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God is real.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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