- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

God is real.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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