- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mom.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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