Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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