Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Military intelligence.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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a banana

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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