Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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