Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why Because

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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