Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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