- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

The jets are a good team..

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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