What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Hi poop!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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poop.........

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That's unfortunate.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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