What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I won the game.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why Because

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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