- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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