What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

kennah campion... being nice

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Exactly what?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Anti Joke

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