For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

josh simpson has cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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