Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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i have 2 penises

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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