The chicken crossed the road.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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