Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Hello world

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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