Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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