This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Exactly what?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Jews for Jesus

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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