What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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