- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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