- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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a horse walks into a barn

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

does this look unsure to you?

Women's rights.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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