What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Freedom of Speech

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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