- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Satan called. I put him on hold.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

So one time this woman was learning...

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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