- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

kennah campion... being nice

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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