- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

The chicken crossed the road.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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