- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Women's rights.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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