- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

God is religiously proven to be real

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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