Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...