- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Small breasts.

minorities

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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