Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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womans rights

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Haha

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Anti Joke

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