- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why were corners made? For crying.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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