What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Myspace

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Black people are innocent.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why....... Because.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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