What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jews for Jesus

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Canada

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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dildo

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

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