- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Please don't rape me.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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