Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

That's what he said.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

You are the third derivative of the position function.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

im jewish

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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