What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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jokes r dumb

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DANA

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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