- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What's 9 +10 19

Why Because

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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