- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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