Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

I love boobs

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

The jets are a good team..

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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