A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

black people. that is all...

So one time this woman was learning...

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

why did the man die? he got shot

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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