- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

i have 2 penises

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Slavery

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Scott

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

minorities

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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