Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

I won the game.

josh simpson has cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Military intelligence.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock you may come in

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Pickle!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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