Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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ASSCHEEKS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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