a banana

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why Because

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Exactly what?

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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