Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Military intelligence.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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