Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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fart

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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