- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

DANA

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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