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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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No.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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DANA

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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