- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

I met a man today. His name was John.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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