A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

You're so straight!

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

no

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Black people are innocent.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Why....... Because.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

a banana

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Lockerbie bombing

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