Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Please don't rape me.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why were corners made? For crying.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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