That's what he said.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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fart

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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