Rob Bell

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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That's what he said.

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fart

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

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