Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Hello

DANA

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

gay marriage.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

American healthcare.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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