- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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