- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Exactly what?

Women's rights.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Jasper sucks.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Canada

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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