- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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