What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Black Poeple

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Myspace

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I won the game.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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