- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Please don't rape me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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