- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Exactly what?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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