- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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That's unfortunate.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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