Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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GooglePlus.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Myspace

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Anti Joke

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