Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Jews for Jesus

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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