- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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