- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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