What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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knock knock you may come in

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Obama

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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