What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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