What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

gay marriage.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

hi my name is? joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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