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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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