What's big? Jupiter.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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