- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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