- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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