Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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womens rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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