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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

One, two, three, four and five

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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