Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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