- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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