A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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