- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.