- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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