- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What are annoying? Ads.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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