- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What page are you on The gay page.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Actually it was me Josh brown

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

So a bar walks into a man...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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