- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

haha black people :D

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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