- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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