- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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