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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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