- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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