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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't he finish his

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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