What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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