What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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