- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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