- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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