Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Potassium? K.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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womens rights.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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