why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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