- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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