- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

I love you

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

My mom

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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