A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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