A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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