- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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