- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.