Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Pain Olympics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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