- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

outside your comfort zone

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family