What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

9/11 my birthday

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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