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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

pull my finger (farts)

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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