Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Anti Joke

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