What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Communism hehe xd

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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