- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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