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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

My children are mistakes

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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