- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I love pissing people off :P

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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