Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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