- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

All of these jokes are about white people

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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