how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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