Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I am a mime

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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