- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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