What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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