What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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