- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

The Labour Party.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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