- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A young baby died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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