- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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