How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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