Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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