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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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