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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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