What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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