- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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