- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

penis. nuff said.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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