- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what's funny about war? nothing!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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