I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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