You idiot.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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