- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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