- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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