Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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