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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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