- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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