- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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