- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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