What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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autistic kids rock

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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George W. Bush

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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