- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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