- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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