- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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