Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

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