how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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