What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

robin, get in the car.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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