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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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