Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You are joking right?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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12/23/2012

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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