"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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A gay man watches football.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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