What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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