A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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