Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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sadf

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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