- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

Jimmy Saville

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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