In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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