Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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