- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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