3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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