- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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