- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

FUCK YOU

alert('The Game')

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I'm hungry.

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