- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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