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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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