- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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