Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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