- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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