What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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