- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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