What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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