- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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