- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

pull my finger (farts)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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