What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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