A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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