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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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