- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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