There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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