When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Pain Olympics.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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