What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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i hate non minorities!

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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