- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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