How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why? Because.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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