- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

bite me

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Your adopted.....

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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