Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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