- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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