what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

antonis sister is mighty fine

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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