- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What are annoying? Ads.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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