- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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