It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

knock knock go away

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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