- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

God is real.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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