Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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