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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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