ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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