man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Your Mother

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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