Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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