- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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