- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

knock knock Goodbye

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi