Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock knock Come in

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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