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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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