- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

My jeans

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

a black man pays his child support

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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