- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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