- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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