Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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