- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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