- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

In soviet Russia...things are different

miha kako si?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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