Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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