A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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