Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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