- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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