- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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