A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

I don't get it

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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