- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Potassium? K.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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