- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Sarah Palin.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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