- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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