HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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