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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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