- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

womens rights

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