- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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