- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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