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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

every cloud has a silver lining

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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