- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Nobody cares maddie!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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