Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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My mom

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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