- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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