What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A blonde dies Lololol

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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