What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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roses are red poo is poo

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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