- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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