why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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FUCK YOU

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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