- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

kieran is a homosexual

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

An Irishman walked out of a bar

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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