- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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