- Anti Joke

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic