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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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