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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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