Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

star wars kid

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A dancer walks into a barre

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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