How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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