Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Black people stink of shite!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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