Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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