A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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womens rights

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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