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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Maths.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why do fat people commit suicide

deez nuts

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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