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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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