What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

womens rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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