what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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