- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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