- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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