What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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