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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why? Because.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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