A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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