Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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