- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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