- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Flowers are colors Love me

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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