- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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