What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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