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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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