- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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