- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!