- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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