What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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YO FACE

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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