What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

12 in general

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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