What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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