Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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