Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

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