- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

My mom

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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