- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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