- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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