Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

NEVER

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Whats the defination of cruelty

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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