- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Cripples are lame.

Tony Romo

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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