One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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