- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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