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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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