- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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