- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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