So a man walks into a bar, right?

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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