- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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