- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Blacks

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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