Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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