- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

you know whats not funny white boards.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

knock knock who's there? your destiny

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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