Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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