- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What is green and slow Grass.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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