- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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