Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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