- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

if you don't like this you're gay

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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