- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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