- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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