- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Women's rights.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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