a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

i'm hard

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

9/11 my birthday

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

13 =B you just learned something

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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