What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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