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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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