What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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