In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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anti jokes are really funny

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knock knock come in

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

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