- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Pain Olympics.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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