Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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