Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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