- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

school homewrok

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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