- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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