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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

God is real.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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