- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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