- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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