- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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