- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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