Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...