- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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