How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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poo

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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