- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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