whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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