- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man did not like this site

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock Who's there

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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