If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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roses are red poo is poo

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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