- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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