- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

God is real.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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