A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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