Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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