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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why dont they make black forks

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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