- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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