- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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