John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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