- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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