- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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