Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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