What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

here's a joke... the american education society

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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