What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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