Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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