- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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