- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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