why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

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