a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

I agree

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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