Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's just not right? Left

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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like most people my age. im 27

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

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