- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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