Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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