- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

every cloud has a silver lining

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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