- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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