Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

an emo girl walked into a white room

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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