- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

this website is a bad joke

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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