what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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