Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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