Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A man was shot. He died.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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