Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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drugs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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