Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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