You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you call someone? use a phone

Get up Look in the mirror

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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