Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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