An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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