What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Andoni was here

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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you will like this because i am black.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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