- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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