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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Knock knock knock OCD

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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