- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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