- Anti Joke

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.