- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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