Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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I'm tired.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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