- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

can you touch your toes? no

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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