Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

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