- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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