Hej Erik och Leo!!

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Women's Rights

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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