- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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