- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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