- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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