Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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