- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

NEVER

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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