- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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