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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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