- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Guess what? I like trains.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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