Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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