Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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