Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Tucker Rivera

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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