- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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