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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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