- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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