Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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XD Jackass.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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