- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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