- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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