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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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