Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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