How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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