- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

knock knock Goodbye

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