- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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