- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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