- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Apple hates Blackberry.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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