- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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