- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What is the difference?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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