roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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