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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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