- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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