Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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