my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Knock Knock.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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