- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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