Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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