You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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