Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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