- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Rylan Clark

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How old are you? 7

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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