what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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