who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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