- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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