- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

asians have slitted eyes lol

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