What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A dancer walks into a barre

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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