What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Andoni was here

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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