- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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