why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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