A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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