- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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