- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Blacks

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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