- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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