- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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