Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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