- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Poop

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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