- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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