What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A black man walks out of a police station

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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