Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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