A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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