- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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