What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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