Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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