- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why dont they make black forks

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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