- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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