Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A man did not like this site

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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