- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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