- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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