What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Sarah Palin.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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