A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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