- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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