- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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