Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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