A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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