- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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