- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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