- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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