- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

VITAMIN C!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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