- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Dwight Howard

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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