- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

human centipede

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your mom.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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