- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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