took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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