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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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