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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Women's professional sports

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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