- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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