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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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