- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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