- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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