What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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