- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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