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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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