You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

My cat just died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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