What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Apple juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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