How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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star wars kid

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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