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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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