What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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