- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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