Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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