what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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