Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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