Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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