why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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