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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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