- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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