- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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