What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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