- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Pain Olympics.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why dont they make black forks

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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