Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A lot eh?

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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