what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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