What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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