What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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