How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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