What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than a stick? A stone

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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