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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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