what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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