- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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