If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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God is real.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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