What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's big and messy? A big mess

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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