A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's better than a stick? A stone

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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