What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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My cat just died.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Pain Olympics.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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I'm Polish.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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