- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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