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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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