What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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