What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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why dont they make black forks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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