Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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