- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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