"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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