- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A gay man watches football.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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