- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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