- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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