The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Take part of what?

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Sarah Palin.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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