- Anti Joke

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I am a mime

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" BOOOOOOM" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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