- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I am a mime

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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