roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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My children are mistakes

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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