Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

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