.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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