A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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