Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Diarrhea

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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