What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Julian Ha.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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