- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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