- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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