- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man goes to the potty.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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