- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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