- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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