- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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