Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Communism hehe xd

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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