- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Im taking a shit right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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