- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A women left the kitchen.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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