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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

God is real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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