What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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