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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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