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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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