How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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