- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Democracy.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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