How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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