- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Your adopted.....

Yes

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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