- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

So one time there was this woman learning...

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!