- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Charlie Sheen

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I don't get it

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

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