- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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