- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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