Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Dwarf Shortage

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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