What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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