- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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