- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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