Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Your girlfriend.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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