An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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