Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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