Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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