A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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