- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Potassium? K.

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