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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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