What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

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