How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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