- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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