Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Anti Joke

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