- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What is the difference?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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