Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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