what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

this website is a bad joke

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

My spelling is horrible

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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