- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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