- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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