Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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