there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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The Labour Party.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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