Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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