Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

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