There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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sadf

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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