- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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