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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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