- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??