- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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