- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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