- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

roses are red poo is poo

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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