Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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