Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Hello

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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