- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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