- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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