- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

womens rights.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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