- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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