- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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