My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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