- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

13 =B you just learned something

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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