- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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