- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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