So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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God is real.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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