what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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