A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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