- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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