- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

12/23/2012

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

FUCK YOU

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

alert('The Game')

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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