Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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