How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A man did not like this site

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Anti Joke

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