why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you play piano? No

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A blonde dies Lololol

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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