I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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NEVER

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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