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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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