What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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star wars kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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