You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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