- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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