Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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whats long and black? a baton

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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