- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

a person who will soon die of beeties

bite me

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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