- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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