- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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