What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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