Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

how do you call someone? use a phone

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

I put my baby in a microwave.

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