- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VITAMIN C!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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