- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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