Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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