- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

HELLO EVERYONE

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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