What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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