- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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