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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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