Tucker Rivera

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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