- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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