- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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