How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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