A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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