Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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