- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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