What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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