- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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