A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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