What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A dog was barking at a tree

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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