- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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