I <3 Hitler

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

João Duarte reads this.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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