Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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