- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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