- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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