- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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