Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A penis walks into a bar..

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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