What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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