- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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