Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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God is real.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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