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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

whats green and slimy? green slim

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Diarrhea

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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