- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

miha kako si?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

womens rights

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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