- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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