Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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