A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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