- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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