- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Camerons hair is Curly..

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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