- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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