- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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