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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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