Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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