- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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