- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

9/11 my birthday

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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