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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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