Your Mother

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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