Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

I don't get it

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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