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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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