- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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