- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44