- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Communism hehe xd

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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