Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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