what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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