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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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