- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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