- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??