- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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