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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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