- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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