They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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