- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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