a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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