- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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