What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Tall asians

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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