- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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