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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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