A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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