What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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