- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

VITAMIN C!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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