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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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