Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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