- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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