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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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