- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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