What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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