That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

God is real.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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