- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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