- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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