Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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