- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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