- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

bite me

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Pickle

i'm hard

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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