- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

school homewrok

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??