- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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