Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Rylan Clark

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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