- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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