- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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