- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why can't february march Because april may

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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