- Anti Joke

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.