I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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