- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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