- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Who is Dank? A: Billal

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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