- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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