- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??