- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

this website is a bad joke

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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