a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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