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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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