Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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