What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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