What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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