- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

pull my finger (farts)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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