Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A man did not like this site

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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