Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's better than a stick? A stone

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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