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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Anti Joke

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