- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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