- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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