A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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