- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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