A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

thumb_up thumb_down

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

thumb_up thumb_down

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

thumb_up thumb_down

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

5 Italian guys from Long Island

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops