What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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