How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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AIDS

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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