Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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