Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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