If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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