Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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