- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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