- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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