- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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