Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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12 in general

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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knock knock? come in

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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