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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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