A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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