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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

josh sucks polish adams dick

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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