- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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