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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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