whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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