- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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