- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy