- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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