- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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