- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why did the blue berry cross the road

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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