- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Balls

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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