let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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