- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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