- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

My dog barks when someones at the door.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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