- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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