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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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