- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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