What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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