Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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