- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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