- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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