- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Maths.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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