Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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pull my finger (farts)

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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