- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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