- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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