- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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