A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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