- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the dog die? He was old

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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