- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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