- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

knock knock Goodbye

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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