- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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