- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Obama lin Baden.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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