My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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knock knock come in

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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