- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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