- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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