Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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David Cameron

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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