- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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