There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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