- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

I don't get it

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Charlie Sheen

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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