So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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