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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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