What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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it was all Tagart

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man did not like this site

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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