There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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