What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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