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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

an emo girl walked into a white room

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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