- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Potassium? K.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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