- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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