What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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