- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

My spelling is horrible

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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