- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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