- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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