Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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