A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

knock knock come in

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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