- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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