I am a mime

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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