I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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