What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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A man penetrates another man.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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I am a mime

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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