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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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