- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

kieran is a homosexual

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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