- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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