Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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