- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Nobody cares maddie!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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