- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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