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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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