What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What is the difference?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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