- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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