- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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