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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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