- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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