Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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