- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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