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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Tall asians

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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