- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

My mom

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

dat shoe shine tho

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Indians

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why? Because.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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