- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Democracy.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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