- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

outside your comfort zone

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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