Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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