- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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