- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man checks his mypsace

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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