- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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