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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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