yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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