- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A dancer walks into a barre

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Killing your friend as a joke.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Women deserve equal rights.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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