- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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