- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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