You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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