- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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