- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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