- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

God is real.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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