What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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