- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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