- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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