- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Communism hehe xd

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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