- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A pope meets another one

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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