- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Your mom.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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