- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's better than a stick? A stone

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??