When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Charlie Sheen

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

your mom.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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