What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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