- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

womens rights

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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