- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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