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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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