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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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