- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

like if your cool

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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