- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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