Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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