- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Gus's mom

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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