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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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