- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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