roses are red poo is poo

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A women left the kitchen.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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