- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call an amazing person Good

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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