What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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