- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How old are you? 7

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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