why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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