- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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