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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

I'm so punny.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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