My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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