- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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