Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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