- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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