- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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