Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Tucker Rivera

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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