- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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