- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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