- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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