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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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