- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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