- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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