What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

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