What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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