Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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