- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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