Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Donald Trump

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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