- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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