- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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