The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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