- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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