An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

9/11 my birthday

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

i'm hard

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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