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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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