- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Dick Cheney That's the joke

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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