- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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