A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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