- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A guy walks into a bar

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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