- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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