- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I love pissing people off :P

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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