- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock Who did that?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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