- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A gay man watches football.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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