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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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