Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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God is real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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