- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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