Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

God is real.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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