What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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