A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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