"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man did not like this site

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

it was all Tagart

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Dwarf Shortage

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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