BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Where's my baby??

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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