- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

My children are mistakes

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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