- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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