Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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this website is a bad joke

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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