- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Take part of what?

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Sarah Palin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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