Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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I? Everett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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