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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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