- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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