- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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