- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I? Everett

What is the difference?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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