A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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men's rights activists

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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