what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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