Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's just not right? Left

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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