I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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