*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Granny porn!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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