my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Dumb

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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