- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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