- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Killing your friend as a joke.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Women deserve equal rights.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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