Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Sarah Palin.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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