- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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