- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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