- Anti Joke

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

womens rights

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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