- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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