- Anti Joke

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.