- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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