what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Anti Joke

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