A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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