- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your girlfriend.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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