- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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