why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's 1+1? 69.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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