What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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