What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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