Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Black people stink of shite!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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