- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

quantum physics?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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