- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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