You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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