Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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