- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

womens rights.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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