- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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