- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why dont they make black forks

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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