How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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dat shoe shine tho

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