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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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