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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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