- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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