Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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civil rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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