A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hello

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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