- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Pain Olympics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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