- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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