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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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