- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

someone called someone else a frog

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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