- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

womens rights.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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