- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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