A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Good job, son.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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