- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is this joke funny It isn't

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

An anti-joke

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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