- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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