What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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