How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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