- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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