What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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