- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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