Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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