How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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