- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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