knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Anti Joke

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