- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Killing your friend as a joke.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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