Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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My spelling is horrible

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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