- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.