Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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9/11 my birthday

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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