There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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