- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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