- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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