Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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