what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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