Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Diarrhea

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

hi charles lattuca III

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

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