- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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