- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock knock knock OCD

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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