What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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