- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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