- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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