- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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