- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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