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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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