Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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sadf

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Turkey Balls

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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