My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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