- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Yes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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