- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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