What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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anti jokes are really funny

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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