A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My dog barks when someones at the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

thumb_up thumb_down -10

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops