- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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