- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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