What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man goes to the potty.

Long joke Your such a downey

Tucker Rivera

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Maths.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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