- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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