- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients