Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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