Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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