- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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