Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

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