- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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