"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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