- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do I hate? people

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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