- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

steven hawking walks into a bar

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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