What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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