- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

womens rights.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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