Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Anti Joke

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