How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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