A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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