- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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