- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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