- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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