How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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