im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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