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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Potassium? K.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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