What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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bite me

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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pobody's nerfect

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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