- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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