- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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