What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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