- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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