- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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