why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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