- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do I hate? people

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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