Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I am a mime

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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