- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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