What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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why dont they make black forks

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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