What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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