- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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