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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock knock knock OCD

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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