I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

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