Potassium? K.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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