- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Take part of what?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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