- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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