- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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