- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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