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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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