- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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