Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

homosexual rights to marriage

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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