How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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