Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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