What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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