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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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