- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Democracy.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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