- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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