- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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