what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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I am a mime

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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