Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Burp

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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