- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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