Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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