- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do I hate? people

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Women's professional sports

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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