What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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