- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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