- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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