A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Yes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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