Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

womens rights.

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