- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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