If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

God is real.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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