- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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