- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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