- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.