- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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