Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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