- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats worse than failing your maths test?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

hi charles lattuca III

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Diarrhea

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??