- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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