- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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