- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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