- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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