- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

So a bar walks into a man...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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