Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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