- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Come in

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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