- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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