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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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