- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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