- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass