human centipede

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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