A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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