- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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