- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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