The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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