what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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