- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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