- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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