Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's white and gluey Glue

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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