- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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