- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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