What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

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