- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Cheese

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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