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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Diarrhea

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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