Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I'm Polish.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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