Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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