What? Huh?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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