What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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