Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Chlamydia

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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