womens rights

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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