Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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