- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

AIDS

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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