I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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