Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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