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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

guess what? bannanas

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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