- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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