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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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