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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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