why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Burp

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Tall asians

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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